Rob Yeager - The X-Play Intern

When I started this post I spent about 30 minutes writing it and wording everything just right so that I can pontificate why I believe audience applause at a movie is stupid, annoying, and should not take place, all while trying to not make it sound like a complaint. But I found myself tip-toeing around when it’s ok and when it’s not and how I can cleverly tie the nickname for an STD into my post about people clapping at a movie, especially durring the actual movie, just pisses me off. So I’m going to wrap it up with this: Don’t applause during movies. It fucking bugs me. Once the credits role, go nuts. Thank you.

(Today must be an off day. There’s so much potential for humor and inuendo in this post and I’m just drawing blanks.)